Spark Romantic Wit, Ignite Joy.

Because your wedding shouldn't just be a series of expensive mistakes. We plan the beautiful chaos so you can actually enjoy the cake.

Wedding Satire Hero

Our Specializations

Not your grandmother's traditional wedding planner.

Chaos Coordination

Chaos Coordinator

Managing the unmanageable, from unruly flower girls to rogue aunts.

The Roast

The Comedy Roast

Specializing in ceremony scripts that are witty, heartwarming, and slightly edgy.

Strategic Escape

Strategic Escapes

Seamlessly navigating exits, quick changes, and avoiding awkward exes.

Champagne Logistics

Liquid Logistics

Ensuring the champagne flows as smoothly as your choreographed first dance.

The Heartbeat Behind the Chaos

We believe weddings should be a celebration of your unique bond, not a stressful performance for your distant cousins. We bring wit, tactical planning, and a heavy dose of reality to the altar.

Our Story

Born from a wedding where the cake actually fought back.

Our Mission

Making sure you laugh more than you cry (mostly).

Our Vision

A world where wedding speeches are actually funny.

Our Values

Honesty, wit, and extremely high-quality bubbly.

Real Tea From Real Couples

"They turned my mother-in-law's 20-minute lecture into a 5-minute comedy set. Absolute legends."

- Sarah & James

"The most organized chaos I've ever seen. We actually had time to eat our own food!"

- Mike & Elena

"If you want a wedding that feels like a party rather than a funeral, hire them immediately."

- David & Chloe

Let's Plot Your Day

Send us your wildest ideas or your most stressful fears. We handle both with equal parts grace and sarcasm.

Follow Our Journey

Moments We've Saved From Disaster

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